Buttlick Adventure

Early this morning I had quite a…refreshing…adventure. My rear end was feeling kind of itchy, so I tried to scratch it. But as hard as I tried, I just couldn’t get my foot to reach. So, I flipped my head back and around and started scratching with my nose.

MMMMM, what a good smell! It smelled so good, I just had to give it a taste! AND IT WAS DELECTABLE! Furthermore, it relieved my butt itch, and was very comforting. I kept going and going at it, until I was sufficiently satisfied.

But when I was finished, my tongue felt a bit slimy, so I went to wipe it off on the sofa. But my family wouldn’t let me! I tried going to the other end of the couch, the carpet, the corner of the carpet, the bed, the bed in the other room… but they still wouldn’t let me wipe off the mysterious slime. So I went and ate my food and the problem cleared right up.

Finally, I strongly recommend doing what I did. It was extremefully satisfying.

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Found in the Archives

Hello. My family was searching through their computer and found an old animation of my friend, Fryday. You can find it here. If you want to re-animate it once it is over, just click the refresh button in your browser.

Strange Morning

Hello. This was an interesting morning. My family got up extra early and started making yummy waffles. I knew I wasn’t going to get to have any, but there’s always a batter bowl that needs cleaning!

But then, other people started coming. They came all at once; people I knew, but had not seen in a while. They came and they sat down and they had the waffles. There were a lot of people and a lot of waffles. And a lot of berries. Yuk, berries. But there was whipped cream. Too much whipped cream, so I had to take care of the rest :P

And when the waffles were gone, they picked up sticks and started poking them at balls on a table. Every once in a while, they would let out a yell, following a jab from the stick. And they kept talking about some pool. I’ve never been to a pool, but it sounds fun, like a big giant river.

And then, all at once, the people left. I don’t know why; maybe they were scared off by the neighbour dog. That dog is scary, but I tell him who’s boss: the Patriarch [see a video of him on the right].

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