Today I was thinking about the ever-bewildering question of the mailman.
Why is he here? Where did he come from?
And why must he come every day?
I really don’t understand why he would come to my house for no reason, then just leave. Does he not smell the clearly defined boundaries? I don’t want to have to bark at him every day; he should take a hint and just not come any more.
My family has been putting a new kind of food in my bowl. It’s not the nice, meaty, fishy, happy smelling food I have been getting. My old food was these little brown chunks of goodness. But the new food is made of giant yellow discs that taste just like my paw after I scratch at the door.The worst part is that my ear itches are coming back. They left a long time ago. But now I have to shake my head every few minutes. I don’t know why it itches whenever I eat the food; my family is saying something about allergies. Whatever it is, I don’t want it.
