I have uncovered conclusive proof that us dogs are smarter than cats.
This website seems to be an exposé on the questionable grammar of our feline foes. Some people say this is because of a lack of education; Not True: I haven’t had any education, and I have OK grammar.
But, did we really need proof in the first place?
David left a while ago, but now he’s back!
It seems like forever ago when he left…
BUT NOW HE’S BACK!
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When he came back, he had a big blue box with him, and a lot of interesting smells! He had three shiny dark bottles and new clothes in a bag; he gave those to Cozette.
I’ve always wondered where glass came from. What sick mind thought it up? And what sick mind would think to use it?
You can see through it.
But you can’t go through it.
And you can’t smell through it!
Why wouldn’t you want to smell all you can?
A stranger dog recently came by in front of the house. I couldn’t smell it, but I knew it was there. And even though I could see it, I couldn’t chase it out of the neighbourhood.
I had a dream last night. There was a big grungy man that came to our house, carrying a big metal stick. He came in and started going around and walking into different places. I tried to stop him; I barked and barked, but he wouldn’t leave. In the bathroom, he made lots of scary noises on the floor, then took all of my treats!
That was a really bad nightmare. I finally woke up when I fell off the bed.
