Yesterday was a very fun and special day. I have noticed it comes about once a weather-cycle, about when the snow starts. Right before, my family puts a rosemary bush in the living room and covers it in lights, and they start being home more often.
So, yesterday, I woke up to everyone gone from their beds. I peeled myself up and into the living room, where the family was sitting and giving each other paper boxes. And I noticed that there was a fire in the hole in the wall, and next to it were oversized socks. At that moment I realized It must be TREAT DAY!
I went over to the socks and started sniffing them. The smallest one, as always, smelled the best. It smelled like flavored meat! I looked at it, and politely fidgeted until my family took it down for me.
The jerkey was so good I can still feel it in my tummy.